英語幽默版三字經

　　人之初：At the begining of life.

　　性本善：Sex is good.

　　性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.

　　習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.

　　茍不教：If you do not practise all the time.

　　性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
 

教之道：The way of learning it

　　貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.

　　昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

　　擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

　　子不學：If you don't study hard,

　　斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.

　　竇燕山 Dou, the Famous

　　有義方 owned a very effective exciting medicine

　　教五子 All his five son took it

　　名俱揚 and their sexual ability were well-kown.

　　養(yǎng)不教 If your children don't know how to do it,

　　父之過 It is all your fault.

　　教不嚴 If they had lots of problems with it,

　　師之惰 their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

　　子不學 You may refuse to study this

　　非所宜 but that is a real mistake

　　幼不學 If you don't learn it in childhood,

　　老何為 you will lose your ability when aged

　　玉不琢 If you don't exercise your dick,

　　不成器 It won't become hard and strong.

　　人不學 If you don't learn sex,

　　不知義 You can by no means enjoy its sweetness