英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà):I'm the groom 我是新郎

　　A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

　　在一個(gè)小鎮(zhèn)上，一位警官攔住了大街上超速行駛的汽車(chē)司機(jī)。

　　“但是，長(zhǎng)官，”他開(kāi)始試圖解釋?zhuān)?ldquo;我可以解釋”

　　“安靜點(diǎn)，我會(huì)讓你在獄中冷靜下來(lái)，直到警長(zhǎng)回來(lái)。”警官說(shuō)。

　　“但是，警官，我只是想說(shuō)……”司機(jī)不甘心。

　　“我說(shuō)保持安靜!你要進(jìn)監(jiān)獄!”(交警才不管那么多呢!)

　　幾個(gè)小時(shí)之后，警官對(duì)他說(shuō)，“你很幸運(yùn)，警長(zhǎng)去參加他女兒的婚禮。他會(huì)在他心情好的時(shí)候再回來(lái)。”

　　“別指望了，”司機(jī)回答，“我就是新郎。”

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